Outback Steakhouse > Tampa Bay Lightning

In last nights second to last home game, after 31 minutes, me and my brother had had enough.  Watching the team play was an afterthought to an average steak.  This was a sad realization by us both because we are not the leave games early types, as we generally will stick it out and watch us get our ass kicked in its’ entirety.  

The half-Bush league team we have on the ice is almost comical at some points.  There were at least 4 times during my 31 minutes of attendance, that me and another season ticket holder that sits next to me and my brosef were honestly just laughing.  We were comparing our team to the first team in The Mighty Ducks (classic by the way, don’t hate), during the scene when Emilio Estevez first pulls on the ice in his limo, and the Ducks are falling over each other in hilarious fashion.  

Apparently, after we left the game became a bit more entertaining with a couple fights, and some goal scoring, but in the end not enough to overtake my medium rare Outback Special.  Sad, sad day!

Before I go, I will leave you with the two videos of last nights fights.  The first one between Bill Guerin and Evgeny Artyukhin is quite comical as Bill Guerin gets into a fight that he immediately regrets, and just starts holding onto Arty for dear life, kind of like watching most Heavyweight Boxing matches.  The second one between two actual fighters, only one of which knows how to fight, pits David Koci (booooooooooooooooooooooo) and Eric Godard.  Godard punishes Koci for a bit before the refs break it up.

Topics: Bill Guerin, David Koci, Emilio Estevez, Eric Godard, Evgeny Artyukhin, Mighty Ducks 1, Tampa Bay Lightning Are The Mighty Ducks

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  • Kyle

    idk…i think koci def got beat but he didnt get his patented ass whooping. Outback specials are delicious. in the worlds second most boring game in san jose last night, colorado sent the 0-0 game into overtime getting an extra point, which now puts us solidly in second! COME ON VICTOR HEDMAN!!!!